where's the key?

shit. how can cinderella go to the ball when evil stepmother has locked her in the attic before she leaves with cruel step sisters? no magnificient castle. no prince. no dancing. no glass slippers. not even a damn curfew at twelve coz there's no need for one.

sorry can't talk to you now. pls try again later. beep.

fairy godmother's on leave or so she says while going clubbing with other princesses and researching on the biological make-up of fairies. right.

heck, the door still can't open.

-rattles-

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